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Sunday Oct 29, 2017
Sunday Oct 29, 2017
Trick or Treat?! It's the JOAT Halloween Special! Ray is a horror movie fanatic and kicks off the show with his Top 5 "Must-see" Halloween movies of all-time! Is your favorite Halloween movie on his list? You'll have to listen to find out! Afterwards, Eddie previews UFC 217 with a complete breakdown of the main card of fights. Does Eddie believe that Georges St-Pierre can beat current Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping in his return fight at Madison Square Garden? Hmmm, decisions, decisions. Elsewhere, we talk about Police locking up innocent people for doughnut crumbs that test positive for meth, Amazon delivering 65 pounds of reefer to one unsuspecting couple's home, and a hilarious JOAT Video Corner that you don't want to miss! Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 1:51 - "RayTheJerk's" Top 5 Halloween movies 34:46 - "EddieTheJerk's" UFC 217 breakdown 49:42 - Universal Call-out results: Banana 1:02:41 - Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth 1:12:51 - Amazon delivers 65 pounds of “PRIME” reefer 1:17:19 - Northern Michigan University offers marijuana degree 1:20:10 - JOAT Video Corner Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! https://www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:21:05 - Everything is Terrible: Halloween Will Kill You: https://youtu.be/mCnSqskQE_Y 1:26:38 - Used Copy of GTA V found with Meth in the Case: https://www.facebook.com/GameSpotTIL/videos/10159659198480436/ 1:28:32 - When Robots Twerk: https://youtu.be/iNCBWVUVgTA Episode 31: UFC 217 Preview, Top 5 "Must-see” films for Halloween, JOAT goes Bananas and more!
Monday Oct 23, 2017
Monday Oct 23, 2017
Hello Friend. This week The Jerks are breaking down Ray’s favorite television show Mr. Robot! Eddie just binge watched it at Ray’s request. What did he think? We also have Eddie giving you a recap of UFC 216, Larry Flynt putting a 10 million dollar bounty on the Trumpster and chat about what Russia and Ghostface Killah have in common. Elsewhere we detail the results of the Universal Call-Out of Gypsys and tell you why you need to give your money to The Jerks. The JOAT Video Corner is packed as well with: Tony the Tiger helping prostitutes, Larry Flynt being explaining style vs. class to a circuit court judge and KRS telling you about the voice inside your head. Prepare to get your hack on in the newest episode of the most transcendent podcast out there, the JOAT PODCAST! 1:37 - JOAT Patreon intro 10:19 - UFC 216 recap 13:01 - Larry Flynt’s 10 million dollar Trump Bounty 18:03 - Ghostface Killah’s Crytpo Currency/Russia hopes to launch its own digital currency 27:49 - JOAT Mr. Robot Series Review 58:55 - Universal Call-out Results: Gypsys 1:10:38 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:11:01 - Tony the Tiger Helps Hookers: https://youtu.be/mAOQ-yRSPWc 1:12:44 - Larry Flynt Crushes Circuit Court Judge in the 80’s: https://youtu.be/rFAOn_H0wLE 1:13:56 - KRS One Explains the 5th Dimension: https://youtu.be/_Ss6i7uUPwA Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 30: Mr. Robot Spectacular, Larry Flynt’s Trump Bounty, Ghostface Killah’s Cryptocurrency and more!
Saturday Oct 07, 2017
Saturday Oct 07, 2017
The Jerks are "Under Siege" from Steven Seagal, Satanic Dogs, and time traveling drunkards from 2048! You missed Blade Runner 2049 by a year ya goof! Elsewhere we discuss Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg plan to cure all diseases by 2100, the “controversial” results of the Native American Universal Call-out, and the JOAT Video Corner is packed and stacked. Make sure to get your ears ready for another raucous episode of JOAT. 2:00 - Universal Call-out result: Native Americans 28:10 - JOAT "Where to invade next" movie review 41:33 - Foreman vs Seagal 47:25 - Mark Zuckerberg Says all diseases will be cured by 2100 51:23 - Legal Weed Is a Windfall for McDonald’s and Taco Bell 54:02 - Man High on Meth Stabbed Dog because it put a Hex on him 58:44 - Wyoming man arrested after claiming he travelled from 2048 to warn of alien invasion 1:03:06 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:03:47 - Screamin’ Jay Hawkins “ I Put a Spell on You” Live from 1956 : https://youtu.be/7kGPhpvqtOc 1:07:40 - Weird Satanist Guy: https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM 1:12:13 - Steven Seagal Best Fight Scenes commentated by the Jerks: https://youtu.be/7EAuLL9n42s Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 29: Foreman vs Seagal, McDonald's hearts legal weed, and "Warlock" Dog murdered!
Saturday Sep 30, 2017
Saturday Sep 30, 2017
Kava, Kava, Kava!! Man, we are back kicking it old school this week! Eddie is chugging down Kava for the first time and the effects are evident! "Samantha" the Sex Robot just got molested at a tech show and The Jerks aren’t happy about it. We discuss couples on both sides of the pond getting down and dirty in their local fast food joints. What will the law have say about such shenanigans? Elsewhere, we detail the results of the Universal Call-out of Rabbits, and lead with a tribute to Hugh Hefhner. The JOAT Video Corner is jam packed as The Jerks watch a dude rock a jet pack across NYC, a factory cocaine machine, clowns who hate pills and The Whore Church! You definitely do not want to miss a single minute of this new episode of the JOAT Podcast! 0:49 - Eddie tries Kava for the 1st time 8:29 - Universal Call-out results: Rabbits 22:51 - EddieTheJerk's UFC 216 Breakdown 34:38 - Ex-Tesla engineer creates a hangover cure 43:43 - "Samantha" Sex Robot assaulted 48:32 - Couple caught having sex inside Domino's Pizza 51:55 - Couple allegedly posts video of themselves having sex in public library, Burger King and Walmart 57:05 - Mad Pooper 1:01:17 - Gold Butt Smuggler 1:06:18 - JOAT Video Corner JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:06:49 - Jet Pack- https://youtu.be/gCYSWyHDpfU 1:08:16 - Cocaine Machine- https://youtu.be/Fh7fnA-TWTA 1:09:35 - Clown Pills- https://youtu.be/aL2BToOfQaE 1:13:17 - The Whore Church Trailer- https://vimeo.com/34995543 Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 28: Sex robot assaulted, Space Jam Slam Dunk Record, and Mad Pooper on the loose!
Saturday Sep 23, 2017
Saturday Sep 23, 2017
Welcome to the 1st ever JOAT Robot Special! Everything from killer sex robots, Buddist Monk robots, and even hamburger flipping robots are all covered here. The Jerks also talk about the new story about a robot getting arrested in Russia, and new 3D muscle printing, making robots 15 times stronger than humans! Plus much, much more from the crazy world of robotics! The Jerks kick-off the podcast by paying tribute to the late, great Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 2:30 - JOAT Tribute to Bobby Heenan 8:45 - Robot Wrestler Max Moon still pissed at Vince McMahon 17:02 - The Jerks review "My Sex Robot" 26:46 - Sex Robot Hackers 29:25 - Sex Robot inventor outburst on UK Morning Show 33:25 - "Resistance Setting" Sex Robot 37:04 - 3D muscle printing 15 times stronger than human tissue 43:23 - Robot arrested by Russian Police 48:23 - Buddhist Robot reading funeral rights in Japan 50:48 - Hotel completely run by Robot employees 53:31 - Hamburger flipping Robot gets its first gig 56:59 - Nigel, the Robot who can tell you who to vote for 59:53 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 27: The Latest and Greatest in the Robotics World! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com
Sunday Sep 17, 2017
Sunday Sep 17, 2017
The Jerks are back from a small sabbatical with episode 26. This week we are covering a broad range of interesting, and hilarious topics. Tune in as Eddie and Ray tackle illegally downloading Game of Thrones, XHamster commissioning Season 3 of Sense 8, the Jugglao’s Anti-Trump rally in DC, Calexit and so much more. Elsewhere we have fan favorites like the results of the Universal Call-Out on Typewriters, Richard Branson gets the opposite Middle Finger of the Week and tons of funny video reactions in the JOAT Video Corner. You won't want to miss their reaction to the mid-90’s low budget ET parody porn! Sit back, relax, and settle in for the newest episode of the Jerk Of All Trades Podcast. 2:47 - Game of Thrones Season 7 pirated over a billion times 16:23 - Going to see movies everyday for $10/month 28:08 - Sense8 moving from Netflix to XHamster for it's Season 3 39:28 - Everlasting Jesus Battery 52:31 - #Calexit 1:00:08 - Juggalo's crash Trump rally in D.C. 1:09:21 - Richard Branson supports UBI 1:19:25 - Remote control humans 1:29:09 - JOAT Video Corner 1:43:31 - Universal Call-out results for Typewriters Episode 26: Game of Thrones Torrents for the win, Juggalo’s Anti-Trump Rally, the Jerks watch ET Porn and more! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com
Friday Sep 01, 2017
Friday Sep 01, 2017
We hope you have the "eye of the tiger" because you're going to need it! Your Jerk friends are breaking down the hugely hyped Mayweather/McGregor boxing match and the WWE’s SummerSlam extravaganza. Later on, Eddie and Ray detail the results of the Universal Call-out and we have tiger stories coming out the wazoo! Tony the Tiger getting harassed on Twitter by "furries," with Chester Cheetah to the rescue. A guy smuggles a baby Bengal tiger across the U.S. border and a bear attacks at “Tiger Death” park in China! In the video corner segment, The Jerks teach you how you can trip without the use drugs! Prepare for another round of laughter induced belly aches courtesy of The Jerks! As always, thank you guys for all your love and support! 2:09 - Mayweather vs McGreagor reaction 20:28 - Summerslam recap 51:25 - Universal Call-out result: Tigers 1:20:07 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 25: Mayweather McGregor results, SummerSlam recap, Furries sexually harass Tony the Tiger and more! Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com
Friday Aug 25, 2017
Friday Aug 25, 2017
It is our honor and privilege to bring you yet another episode of the JOAT podcast! This week we converse about the possibility of electric cars putting gas stations out of business, SonicSpy hacking all the cell phones downloading their apps from the Google Play store and balloon stories aplenty from last week's Universal Call-out. Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! 1:55 - Nazi's domestic terrorism 11:53 - Bruno Mars donates a 1 million dollars to Flint, MI 16:38 - Universal Call-out results: Balloons 30:47 - What happens to gas stations after the rise of electric cars? 37:40 - Malware found in Google Play messenger apps 43:39 - Pornhub proves Millennials like small boobs 51:15 - JOAT Video Corner Episode 24: Nazi Punks cut off, Bruno Mars $1 million donation, Millennials hate big boobs, Tata Towels and more Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
This week we are joined by Elias, from The Mancave Chronicles Podcast! Elias is a long time UFC and WWE fan and we talk everything from old school WWF to UFC 214! Elias also has some hot takes on a potential Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar matchup as well as his and the Jerk's predictions for this week's WWE Summerslam PPV! Stick around to the very end for a chance to win an exclusive Mancave Chronicles Podcast T-Shirt! Thanks for tuning in guys, we love you! The Man Cave Chronicles Podcast Host: Elias Giannakopoulos Twitter: @themccpodcast Instagram: the_mancave_chronicles_podcast Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/themancavechroniclespodcast/ Site: http://themancavechronicles.podbean.com/ Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 23: Ric Flair hospitalized, Summerslam Preview, and UFC 214 recap with Elias, Host of Mancave Chronicles
Saturday Aug 12, 2017
Saturday Aug 12, 2017
Live from BALD HEAD ISLAND....HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!!! The JOAT Podcast is BACK, BABY! This week we talk about a new innovative way to get free air conditioning, Richard Branson's Project Drawdown, and a new blowjob robot documentary! As always, hilarity ensues! Check it out! 3:17 - Marijuana company buys it's own town 9:37 - Model kidnapped and auctioned on black market 14:56 - Universal Call-out results: Rusty Nail 22:07 - Wal-Mart's back-to-school rifle sale! 29:07 - Zero-energy air conditioning 35:31 - Richard Branson's Project Drawdown 47:21 - Monkey War in Indonesia 52:45 - King Cobra smuggler 58:20 - New Blowjob Robot Documentary Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 22: Marijuana City USA, Wal-Mart's back-to-school gun special, model abducted and auctioned on the dark web and much more!