Jerk Of All Trades
Best of the JOAT Universal Call-out!

Best of the JOAT Universal Call-out!

August 4, 2017

Has the universe ever called out to you? Well, it’s calling out to you now...and it demands you to listen to The Best of the JOAT Universal Call-out! A Jerk Of All Trades exclusive, now encapsulated for the 1st and only time! Enjoy it! We love you guys!

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George Romero tribute, UFC 214 Preview, The Rock and Siri become BFFs and more!

George Romero tribute, UFC 214 Preview, The Rock and Siri become BFFs and more!

July 28, 2017

It's the Dawn of the Jerks and we're here to eat your brains! Lots of great stuff this week including a company that is using chip implants inside employees as RFID cards, Roomba vacuums secretly tracking your interior floor plan, and Lyft's new "Taco Mode" going into full effect next year! Stay til the very end to hear about a metal band's new interactive headbanging, a new coffee company being recalled for causing too many boners, and the story about the 65 year old lady who stole a taxi cab and drove around collecting cab fares! As always we got your MFOTW and Universal Call-out in there as well! Love you guys!

2:13 - George Romero Tribute 18:13 - The Rock loves Siri and the UFC 25:38 - UFC 214 Breakdown 45:08 - MFOTW - Human Resources Dick Pic Guy 49:31 - Chip implants for Wisconsin employees 55:07 - Your Roomba Vacuum is spying on you 1:00:01 - Lyft's New "Taco Mode" 1:03:03 - 65 year old Taxi thief 1:09:47 - Headbanging performance website 1:15:15 - Coffee company giving boners for all 1:21:10 - Universal Call-out Results: Thunder & Lightning

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Kid Rock running for Senate, Sugar = Cancer, World’s 1st whiskey powered car and more!

Kid Rock running for Senate, Sugar = Cancer, World’s 1st whiskey powered car and more!

July 22, 2017

Remember, remember the Jerks of November.  This week the variety hour is back!  We cover the state of Oregon legalizing hard drugs, the world's largest contraband website AlphaBay getting shutdown, and Robot lawyers saving people lots and lots of money!  Hilarious and disturbing results from last week's Universal Call-out and a chaotic Middle Finger of the week!  Thanks for tuning in, we love you guys so much!

2:22 - Kid Rock for Senate 8:01 - Universal Call-out results: Dolls 30:35 - Sorta Middle Finger of the Week: Mentally ill ICP fan crashes radio station 35:19 - Sugar = Cancer 49:45 - Oregon legalizes hard drugs 59:05 - World's largest contraband website gets shutdown 1:04:04 - World's 1st whiskey powered car 1:09:25 - Robot lawyers saving you money

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Jerk Of All Trades Podcast Episode 19

Mayweather vs McGregor World Tour reaction, UFC 213 and WWE Great Balls of Fire review!

Mayweather vs McGregor World Tour reaction, UFC 213 and WWE Great Balls of Fire review!

July 16, 2017

It's the JO-AT-RI-O-US you just lay down slow! HAHAHAHAAA! This episode the Jerks react to the MADNESS that was the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor World Tour, analyze Eddie's UFC 213 pick successes, and the wild night headlined by Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe at WWE's Great Balls of Fire! The result of last week's Universal Call-out is in and you won't believe some of these shark stories we have for you! Press play! We love you guys!

2:01 - Mayweather vs McGregor World Tour 17:35 - UFC 213 review 28:45 - WWE Great Balls of Fire review 1:00:00 - Universal Call-out result: Sharks

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Chris Christie beach bum, The dark side of sex robots, Inspirobot and more!

Chris Christie beach bum, The dark side of sex robots, Inspirobot and more!

July 12, 2017

2 episodes in a week? No big deal. The JOATPodcast is here to serve you up some digital goodness to your ear-holes. This week the Jerks cover Chris Christie beach bumming in New Jersey and Alex Jones' interview with an ex-CIA Officer who claims "kids" have been sent to Mars as slaves. Are sex robots as bad as everybody claims they are? We cover the gamut of robot sex dolls and the controversy behind it all. Plus, the result of last week's Universal Call-out, the Mummy stories are here! We love you guys!

1:26 - Universal Call-out results: Mummies 11:01 - Alex Jones finds NASA sending child slaves to Mars 16:03 - The Dark Side of Sex Robots 35:22 - Middle Finger of the week: Chris Christie 40:43 - Inspirobot

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WWE Great Balls of Fire and UFC 213 Special!

WWE Great Balls of Fire and UFC 213 Special!

July 7, 2017

The JOAT Podcast is back in you life with a special episode! Eddie and Ray breakdown WWE Great Balls of Fire and UFC 213! We are also giving you our Top 5 WORST wrestling PPV names of all time! What's not to love here? Come get some!

1:59 - Top 5 Worst PPV names of all-time 19:28 - Great Balls of Fire predictions 42:00 - UFC 213 "EddieTheJerk" Breakdown and Picks

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Anonymous aliens, Kanye’s favorite cereal, McDonald’s now delivering and more!

Anonymous aliens, Kanye’s favorite cereal, McDonald’s now delivering and more!

June 29, 2017

Is it Thursday? Yeah, it's Thursday right? WooHoo!!! JOAT is coming at ya live and may deliver some McDonald's or Wal-Mart along the way ;-) This week we cover everything and more! Girl jumps out of ride at Great America, the Pharmo Bro being the douchiest most deserving Middle Finger, and the multi-story results from last week's Universal Call-out! Thanks for tuning in, love you guys!

2:52 - Kanye West's favorite cereal 6:51 - More glass broken at Ray's birthday party 10:14 - Universal Call-out results: Turtles 18:35 - Middle Finger Of The Week: Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli 28:27 - Anonymous claims Aliens exist/International cyber attack 37:20 - McDonald's now delivering 46:48 - Girl falls from ride at Six Flags

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When Kim met Kanye, DMT Machine, Top 5 Black Mirror Episodes and more!

When Kim met Kanye, DMT Machine, Top 5 Black Mirror Episodes and more!

June 23, 2017

Jerk Of All Trades Podcast is here to fulfill your podcast fidget spinner obsession!  This week we're talking about Amazon's purchase of Whole Foods, Verizon buying out AOL and Yahoo, and Apple's announcement of their leap into production of autonomous vehicles.  Elsewhere, we cover Alcohol damaging your brain, the new Korean Y-Brain depression headband, and a couple that survives purely off the universe's energy!  Never a dull moment around here at the JOAT Podcast!  Thanks for the support, we love you guys!

4:18 - Ray's Holy Mountain Story 9:03 - Universal Call-out results: Puppets 15:59 - Amazon buys Whole Foods 23:18 - Verizon buys Yahoo 29:26 - Apple announces leap into autonomous vehicle production 34:06 - Alcohol is bad for your brain 38:22 - Y-brain depression headband 45:39 - DMT Machine 51:51 - Couple survives on universe energy instead of food 1:00:09 - JOAT Top 5 “Black Mirror" Episodes

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Bill Cosby trial, Mayweather vs McGregor, Alex Jones interview and more!

Bill Cosby trial, Mayweather vs McGregor, Alex Jones interview and more!

June 16, 2017

This week we cover Bill Cosby pudding his dick in places where it ain't supposed to be, the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight announcement, and Alex Jones going berserk on Megyn Kelly. We also talk about prescription heroin, 11 different brain dimensions, and Pornhub battling against Net Neutrality.

2:53 - Clingy Cable Guy story 7:35 - Bill Cosby trial 13:12 - Mayweather vs McGregor is on 20:28 - Alex Jones vs Megyn Kelly 28:03 - Universal Call-out result: Accordions 35:10 - Prescription Heroin 50:23 - Medical Marijuana frozen pizzas 54:18 - NASA gives dolphins LSD for research 1:01:07 - 11 different brain dimensions 1:15:17 - Stephen Hawking Doomsday prediction 1:23:25 - Artificial skin development, complete with real hair 1:28:53 - Pornhub vs Net Neutrality

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Bill Maher N-Word, Papa John’s Drug Ring, UFC 212 recap and more!

Bill Maher N-Word, Papa John’s Drug Ring, UFC 212 recap and more!

June 10, 2017

IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK! The JOAT Podcast is ready to slide into your ear hole DM's! This week we cover Bill Maher's inappropriate use of the "N-word," Papa John's cocaine special, and give you your UFC 212 recap! We also talk about Wal-Mart, shopping malls, and cable companies going extinct! Stick around for the new Robot Therapists, stem cell brain resurrections, CRISPR and so much more! We love you guys!

2:23 - Bill Maher "Real Time" Racism 8:40 - UFC 212 Recap 12:40 - Ray's Dad loves "Baywatch Hawaii" 16:28 - Universal Call-out results: Potatoes 23:27 - JOAT Middle Finger of the Week: Apple products and software 32:24 - Papa John's cocaine service 35:23 - Wal-Mart cutting corners 43:20 - Shopping Malls going extinct 48:53 - Cable & Satellite providers losing more subscribers than ever 57:31 - "Chatbox" Robot Therapists 1:08:34 - Stem-cell brain resurrection 1:14:26 - Chimera CRISPR conglomeration

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