Jerk Of All Trades

JOAT Video Corner: "Santa" falls from mall ceiling, humorous robot klutzes and more!

Have you ever seen a super sophisticated, super expensive, super intricately and meticulously created hunk of metal and wires fall over before?  Well, you're in luck because "The Jerks" got your back!  This week's Video Corner will have your stomach aching from all the belly laughs you'll be having!  I hope that Santa guy from the mall is ok!  That was painful to watch, in more ways than one, lol!  Also, don't miss the new chameleon rapper who can rap over 20 different styles of rap and hip-hop across the globe! This guy is truly talented!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys! The Jerk Of All Trades Podcast does not claim any ownership of the videos watched during the JOAT Video Corner. They are utilized for commentary purposes only. Click the video links below to watch with us! Video Links: Backflipping Robot: https://www.facebook.com/cnntech/videos/1650395728314829/
Robots Falling Down: https://youtu.be/g0TaYhjpOfo Attractive Sex Robot: https://www.facebook.com/Fabulous/videos/10155805279192180/ Super Mario 64 improves your memory: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1864808273560344/ Silent Night sung by cats: https://www.facebook.com/Wave105/videos/974834179219394/ Mall Santa gets stuck while repelling: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1803316366347781/ Psychedelic Funhouse: https://www.facebook.com/Thrillist/videos/10155905902685891/ Sign Language Interpretur signs gibberish: https://www.facebook.com/Inside.Edition/videos/10154890653425723/ Never get distracted by your phone again: https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/1845990842209416/ Hairline Ink: https://www.facebook.com/HairlineInk/videos/10209924692453226/ Intense Japanese Rock Paper Scissors: https://www.facebook.com/memes/videos/2304925409525033/ Mac Lethal performs 28 styles of Rap: https://www.facebook.com/Official.Golden.Age.Hip.Hop/videos/1731455060245822/ Burt Reynolds vs. Marc Summers: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1804464976232920/ DEA is coming for your coffee: https://www.facebook.com/attn/videos/1577302998971820/ Inside Alan Moore’s Head: https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/RC-014342/inside-alan-moore-s-head/ Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 41: JOAT Video Corner: "Santa" falls from mall ceiling, humorous robot klutzes and more!

JOAT Video Corner: Alpha vs. Omega

This week Eddie and Ray watch the Wrestle Kingdom Main Event; Chris Jericho vs Kenny Omega for the IWGP United States Championship!  "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega has been on a roll wrestling overseas.  He is potentially the best wrestler we've seen over the past 10 years and has been attacked by wrestler/rockstar Chris Jericho!  Jericho is not amused or impressed by Omega and wants to show he is professional wrestling's one true Alpha.  It's Alpha vs Omega inside Japan's Tokyo Dome and the non-stop action had The Jerks on the edge of their seats all the way to the final move!  Listen now! JOAT does not claim any ownership over match audio used in this podcast. All match audio is owned by New Japan Pro-Wrestling Co., Ltd. Video Links: Jericho Challenges Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x67szvd Jericho Attacks Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bhl9i Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6cp8u5 Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 40: JOAT Video Corner: Alpha vs. Omega

Happy 2018! Weird laws from all 50 States and more!

It's a new year and it's already starting to get a little weird!  This week, The Jerks reminisce about the year of 2017 and comment about fresh new things coming up in the new year.  By law, Oregonians are finally about to start pumping their own gas, and they aren't very happy about it!  Which leads Eddie and Ray to search and find all the craziest state laws from across the country!  All this and more in the 2018 Kickoff Podcast for the New Year!   0:54 - "2018" Talk 6:54 - Oregonians now have to pump their own gas 12:19 - Weird Laws from all 50 states 47:47 - 14 Strange Laws from around the world 57:34 - "Would You Rather?": State Laws 1:30:49 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:34:12 - Inspirobot Video Links: 7:52 - Oregonians have to pump their own gas: https://youtu.be/aY_7HxWpr-k 1:08:15 - 12 Weird Things our Ancestors did: https://youtu.be/4XWyZAu7BsY 1:18:55 - 8 Strangest Historical Mysteries that will Baffle you: https://youtu.be/-bOsaMEwQTk Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 39: Happy 2018!  Weird laws from all 50 States and more!

JOAT Video Corner: The Jerks Go Over the Top Rope!

Are you ready to Rumble with The Jerks? Well, settle in for another JOAT Video Corner! With it being January, Ray and Eddie thought it would be fitting to offer guest commentary on one of the greatest Royal Rumble matches in WWF (get the F out) WWE history. 1999 was the pinnacle of the popularity of the wrestling business and the hottest star was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Mr. McMahon would do anything to ensure that he didn’t walk out the Arrowhead Pond with a WrestleMania title shot! Did he succeed? Will Eddie hit his head on his mic again? These questions and more are answered on this episode of the JOAT Video Corner! You better listen, or we might just have to stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry! And that’s the bottom line…Cause The Jerks said so! Lol All audio used for this podcast is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. JOAT does not claim ownership of any copyrighted material in this podcast. JOAT Video Corner link: WWE Royal Rumble 1999 Part 1: http://dai.ly/x3qxa46 Part 2: http://dai.ly/x3qxinw Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 38: JOAT Video Corner: The Jerks Go Over the Top Rope!

Pro Wrestler Flips Car, 50% chance you're addicted to your phone and 15 Untold Nirvana Stories!

This week "The Jerks" are firing on all cylinders!  Eddie and Ray talk about the recent Keaton Jones story and the troubled household he has had to grow up in.  If we told you; John Cena flipped a car, you probably wouldn't think much of it, right?  Well, Ford isn't very happy with the Pro Wrestler to say the least!  Ray has had "the blues" all this month, and we may have gotten to the root of the issue, all that goddamn Christmas Music!  We also talk about Smartphone Addiction, the new Hallucination Machine, and a promising new cure for Type 2 Diabetes!  We love you guys and don't forget to Subscribe! Happy Holidays! :) 1:19 - Ajit Pai Update 6:00 - Keaton Jones bullied, Parents suspected to be racist as fuck 19:55 - John Cena "flips" exclusive Ford SuperCar 26:26 - Christmas Music gives you “the blues” 31:49 - Are "The Jerks" done with their Christmas Shopping? 40:05 - Smartphone Addiction Creates Chemical Imbalance In The Brain 53:12 - Hallucination Machine 1:02:54 - Type II Diabetes Cure? 1:08:07 - Crazy Nirvana Stories 1:40:01 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:43:00 - Inspirobot Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com All artwork for JOAT was created by Joe Woiak. Make sure to check him out at https://www.instagram.com/Stinkygoblin_emporium/ Episode 37: Pro Wrestler Flips Car, 50% chance you're addicted to your phone and 15 Untold Nirvana Stories!

We Want Our Net Neutrality, Flat-Earther Rocketeer, Smart Condoms, Wise Words from the Jerks debut!

JOAT is back in classic form with more fun topics than one podcast should be allowed to have. This week we start with an in depth look at Net Neutrality and why it’s so important. Side note, F**k the FCC. We then jumped into coverage of the ‘flat-earther” who wants to launch himself in a home made rocket to prove the flatness truth. Elsewhere we are hitting you with innovation with the Fit-bit of Condoms, the Bionic Lens, and prisoners in Brazil being sent on Ayahuasca retreats for rehabilitation. We even debut a new segment “Wise Words from the Jerks.” You certainly do not want your ears to be deprived of a single second of this week’s show! 2:20 - Net Neutrality Controversy 21:05 - Verizon launching 5G internet in Sacramento, CA next year 28:00 - Flat Earth Rocket Man shut down by US government 30:38 - His rocket test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0phCrgRwBM&app=desktop 34:57 - Flat Earth Everyone Needs to Watch: https://www.facebook.com/FlatEarthGeocentric/videos/1955163391408527/ 45:13 - Flat Earth Debunked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs 59:08: - The Fitbit of Condoms has arrived 1:05:33 - Bionic Lenses give new meaning to the term 2020 1:10:27 - Ayahuasca healing for prisoners in Brazil 1:17:55 - Wise Words from "The Jerks" 1:21:35 - Inspirobot Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 36: We Want Our Net Neutrality, Flat-Earther Rocketeer, Smart Condoms, Wise Words from the Jerks debut!

JOAT Video Corner: Bus Driver uppercuts, Nicholas Cage freak-outs, 80’s Dating Tapes and more!

You guys loved last week’s debut edition of the JOAT Video Corner only podcast we decided to hit you with the sequel. This one is going to go down in history alongside The Godfather 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver..well maybe not quite on Air Bud 2’s level, but close! All kidding aside, the jerks are bringing you more funny, interesting, and absurd videos from the deepest reaches of the interwebz, Facebook and YouTube mainly but I digress. Prepare to have your frontal lobe poked, and cerebral cortex prodded as you watch and react alongside the jerks. This episode we watch Demi Moore make out with a 12 year old, see what dating tapes looked like in the 80’s, hear why tatas deserve equal treatment, watch Nicholas Cage losing it and even hear the origins of Eddie’s Bus driver uppercut…Finish Him! Be sure to check out the video links below to watch with us! As always Jerk Of All Trades claim no ownership of the videos watched during the JOAT Video Corner, and they are utilized for commentary purposes only. JOAT Video Corner Links: Demi Moore makes out with kid: https://youtu.be/_7MfeOkjlpk Wrong Heads Disney: https://youtu.be/D52hg9ogvWc Dating in the 80’s: https://www.facebook.com/nerdingoutloud/videos/515154282177426/ Creepiest Phone Charger Ever: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1786761518031687/ You can lick your cat: https://www.facebook.com/cambioconnect/videos/950023908486724/ Woman thinks dogs don’t have brains: https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/videos/1510980475649534/ Floor collapses at party: https://www.facebook.com/tacomanewstribune/videos/1962983663989666/ JNCO’s are back: https://www.facebook.com/namelesstv/videos/1486072421462025/ Your Contact lens habits Suck: https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFuture/videos/1578022402256674/ Anyone can spread their conspiracy theories thanks to the internet: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/1940992009451645/ Hackers can take over your computer screen: https://www.facebook.com/nytimes/videos/1940992009451645/ Lazy Lovers: https://www.facebook.com/socialupIT/videos/1885061075044703/ Why are boobs taboo: https://www.facebook.com/refinery29/videos/783292991852715/ The Wonder Boner: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1779347015411383/ Geraldo Rivera Satanism Warning Signs: https://youtu.be/0rMJ4QTum2k Morgue The Soul Equation: https://www.facebook.com/MorgueOfficial/videos/1442386959133958/ Nicholas Cage Freak Out Montage: https://youtu.be/S73swRzxs8Y Bus Driver Uppercut Mortal Kombat style: https://youtu.be/aZEh5LqXe4o Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 35: JOAT Video Corner: Bus Driver uppercuts, Nicholas Cage freak-outs, 80’s Dating Tapes and more!

JOAT Video Corner: Jerk-tember to Remember

Are you ready? I said…Are you ready!? Well...listeners of the JOAT Podcast, you had best be ready to intake the very first edition of the JOAT Video Corner Podcast! The Jerks are watching videos and providing biting, humorous and sometimes informative play by play! Check the video links in the description or at JOATPodcast.com and watch along with The Jerks! For the debut of the all Video Corner episode, Eddie and Ray are starting it much like how they started Episode 1 of JOAT, with a lil wrasslin’ action! With it being November, they decided to showcase some of the wrestling tradition of November of years past. Sycho Sid takes on HBK is a vastly underrated WWF title match from Survivor Series 1996. Next up, The Jerks showcase Raven and Cactus Jack vs Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk from November to Remember 1995. It is definitely one you won’t soon forget! Last but not least, The Jerks serve up an absolute classic (at least by 2000 era WCW standards) as Booker T battles JOAT favorite Scott Steiner for the WCW Title in a Straight Jacket Cage Match. Yep, you read that right. We hope you enjoy the JOAT Video Corner and drop us a line if you have a video suggestion for a future episode! As always, We Love You Guys! JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:39 - Sycho Sid vs HBK: http://dai.ly/xryvoo 31:13 - Raven and Cactus Jack vs Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk: https://youtu.be/3vGAwro3tBE 53:18 - Booker T vs Scott Steiner: http://dai.ly/x2pkd8 All audio used for this podcast is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. JOAT does not claim ownership of any copyrighted material in this podcast. Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 34: JOAT Video Corner Volume 1

Facebook: “We Want Your Nudes!”

WOOO!!! Mark Zuckerberg has swiped right on all of "The Jerks" nude pics and we are feeling ourselves!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Are you ready to turnover all of your naked pics to Facebook? A very interesting topic to say the least! We also discover Europe's first Sex Doll Brothel in Germany and according to the numbers, business is a boomin'! Elsewhere we cover Louis CK and his scandalous desire to jerk off whenever and wherever he can, Alex Trebek's first time eating pot brownies, and the new up and coming "Wavepaths" app that assists you with musical therapy while you take your favorite psychedelic drugs! There's also a Wonder Woman Red Rooster sighting and its pretty freaking hilarious! Once again, thanks for listening! We love you guys, and IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK! 1:20 - Sophia the first Robot Citizen beheaded! 4:05 - Facebook's preemptive swerving of revenge porn 12:20 - Inside Germany's first Sex Doll Brothel 16:32 - "Bespoke" Porn on the Rise 26:16 - The Louis CK Controversy 52:05 - Alex Trebek tries Pot Brownies 56:34 - Wavepaths App Guides Users Through Therapeutic Trips 1:02:50 - JOAT Special Announcement 1:03:52 - RayTheJerk creates a "Twin Strangers" account 1:10:33 - Universal Call-Out: Muppets Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com Episode 33: Facebook: “We Want Your Nudes!”

"Sophia" the first Robot Citizen, Cancer curing Nano-machines, Amazon's new "Key Package" and more!

"Sophia" is here and she wants to destroy every human being in her path! Good thing "The Jerks" are here and able to put an end to that noise if need be! Would you give Amazon a key to your home to make deliveries while you're at work? How do you feel about robots roaming the aisles of Wal-Mart while you're shopping? Prostitutes who kill based on poor oral performance and swallowing the evidence? OH YEAH! All that and then some with a quick UFC 217 recap and an outstanding JOAT Video Corner! We love you guys! See ya next week! 1:38 - "Sophie" the First Robot Citizen 7:15 - Wal Mart is getting Robot Employees 13:55 - Case Cruncher Alpha > Cambridge Law Students 19:25 - Amazon's New "Key Package" 30:47 - UFC 217 Recap 34:23 - Vampire Hysteria in Malawi 41:51 - Cancer Curing Nano-Machines 50:11 - Universal Call-Out: Prostitutes 1:10:43 - JOAT Video Corner Holla for a Dolla! Get a shoutout for $1 on the podcast! www.patreon.com/joatpodcast Also don't forget to check out audibletrial.com/JOATPODCAST for your free audiobook and 30 day trial to audible.com! Hit us up at JerkOfAllTradesPodcast@gmail.com or visit JOATPodcast.com JOAT Video Corner Links: 1:11:19 - 15 Lies Your School Told You: https://youtu.be/hRwDqchvsTQ 1:22:21 - Guy Attempts to Chug 6-Pack of Beer with Leaf Blower: https://youtu.be/HlYRzKmnj-0 1:27:21 - Cop Calls 911 After Getting Too Stoned: https://www.facebook.com/midnightpulp/videos/1766991553313596/ 1:29:05 - She Broke My Heart… : https://www.facebook.com/robertfrank615/videos/1972675366277341/ Episode 32: Sophia the First Robot Citizen, Cancer curing Nano-machines, Amazon's new "Key Package" and more!